Welcome To Dave's Discount Divinity

Our Motto  "God For Less"

This site is under construction however if you would like to visit the completed site of one

of our affiliates please click on our proposed future home …..

Watch for………

Sinning Singles  (Everyone has to have a singles group)

Proxy Prayer  (Sometimes you just don’t have the time to go to church yourself)

Group Confessions (If you’re bad together..confess together)

Prepaid confession coupon books (You’re gonna sin, you know it……be prepared)

In case of emergencies, carry forgivenall.

The morning after pill for sins. 

If you sin, just chill and take a pill.  In the morning all will be forgiven.